Monday, October 27, 2008

Disgusting doesn't even begin to cover it...

Last night the kids and I went over to my Mom's house for dinner. My brother's girlfriend B wanted to learn how to make my Mom's square noodles, so we all got together to eat them. After dinner we decided to play Phase 10. During which, I was drinking some water from a water bottle. My brother, who was sitting next to me was spitting into a water bottle. I'm sure you can see where this is going.

At one point in the game I had Zander on my lap and was trying to keep him from grabbing my cards and I decided to take a drink. As I unscrew the cap and lift the bottle up to my lips I hear B. yelling "no, no, no!" It takes a few seconds to realize that she is talking to me. By then I had the water bottle up to my lips, and started to tip it up. I look down and to my horror realize I grabbed my brother's spit bottle, not my water bottle. But, it was too late, the brown liquid spit had already made it's way past my lips. Thankfully (if you can even say that about this situation) I had realized it in time to only get a tiny bit past my lips and it did not even make it to my tongue. I spit it back into the bottle and ran to wash my mouth out....several times.

The bad thing about the situation was that at the dinner table I was laughing at my Mom for actually DRINKING some of the spit that was in a diet coke bottle. Yeah, not a good idea on my part. However, B let Matt know that from now on he has to throw his bottles away as soon as he is done with them.

Like I said, disgusting doesn't even begin to cover it!


Destini said...

I think I would have thrown up and then made him clean it up!!!! Yuck!

Kim said...

EWWWWW! Gross! At least you only got the smallest sample. Yuck!