Last weekend when my cute husband was home, he started coming down with a cold. Somehow when he gets a cold the children always manage to catch it. When the children catch a cold it is inevitable that I will then catch it because of the constant in your face communication they like to have. So, I would like to take a time-out to give my family a public service announcement.
Dear Cute Husband,
I am so sorry that you started to come down with a cold over the weekend. However, for future reference, when you start to feel like you have a cold please refrain from allowing our children to drink after you. Drinking after someone who is sick is one of the easiest ways to pass germs from person to person. Furthermore, please wash your hands every five minutes or so. Thank you very much. I love you, I just do not wish to share your sick germs with the entire family.
Love,
Your wife
Dear Missy,
When you are laying in bed with Mommy in the morning and you want Mommy to turn her head towards you because you "love me", please do not cough in my face. Furthermore when you continue to cough in my face over and over again, please do not get upset when I turn away from you. Also, please wash your hands every time you cough, sneeze, or wipe your nose (basically every five seconds). I love you very much but I wish you would not share your germs with me.
Love,
Mommy
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
LOL, cute post!
Let me know how well this works for you! :)
LOVE THIS! Why do the kids always have to hack in your face???
Your last few posts have been AWESOME. I'm still suck a slacker - haven't posted since before the Halloween party. Loved the big A and little A and the public service announcement was fabulous!
Catie! You are funny. I hear ya about getting sick. I work at a school with a million germy children. It is impossible to stay away from all the germs. Purell has become my best friend!
I found the sport cap at Fred Meyer with the bottles, etc. It is Gerber brand.
Trisha
Post a Comment